• When Christine goes into labor will Paul...
a.
run around the house frantically throwing things into a suitcase
b. pick up the pre-packed suitcase and head for the car
c. pull out his perfectly designed project plan and start going through it step by step
• During labor and delivery will Paul...
a.
be the calm voice of love and strength
b. run through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth – Zuff Wuff Weef Waff Puusshh Puusshh
c. pass out at the first site of blood
• How many diapers will Paul go through on his first attempt to
change the baby?
• If the baby bottle falls on the floor is Paul more likely to...
a.
sterilize the bottle in boiling water
b. throw the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one
c. wipe the bottle off on his flannel shirt
d. lick the nipple clean and give it back to the baby
• Will Paul make a...
a.
good dad
b. great dad
c. super-neurotic-over-the-top-never-let-the-kid-out-of-my-site-until-he’s-thirty-dad
• Are you...
a.
excited and happy for Paul and Christine
b.
washing your hands of the whole thing cuz hey you tried to warn
him
|
How many
diapers will Paul go through on his first attempt to change the baby? |
|
|
Mark
Macauda |
6500 |
|
Mark
Rzasa |
42 |
|
Gordon
Au |
12.3384 |
|
Pete
Coffey |
6
it's very simple but it's not velcro |
|
Ryan
Schuft |
4 |
|
John
Russell |
9 |
|
Charles
Kandziolka |
.7 |
|
Reza
Rasoulpour |
42 |
|
Victor
Medina |
How
many come in a package? |
|
Leo
Greene |
1
case |
|
Mike
Lepore |
4 |
|
If the baby
bottle falls on the floor is Paul more likely to... |
|
|
Mark
Macauda |
sterilize
the bottle in boiling water |
|
Mark
Rzasa |
throw
the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one |
|
Gordon
Au |
wipe
the bottle off on his flannel shirt |
|
Pete
Coffey |
throw
the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one |
|
Ryan
Schuft |
throw
the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one |
|
John
Russell |
wipe
the bottle off on his flannel shirt |
|
Charles
Kandziolka |
throw
the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one |
|
Reza
Rasoulpour |
throw
the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one |
|
Victor
Medina |
wipe
the bottle off on his flannel shirt |
|
Leo
Greene |
lick
the nipple clean and give it back to the baby |
|
Mike
Lepore |
throw
the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one |
|
Will Paul make
a... |
|
|
Mark
Macauda |
super-neurotic-over-the-top-never-let-the-kid-out-of-my-site-until-he's-thirty
dad |
|
Mark
Rzasa |
great
dad |
|
Gordon
Au |
good
dad |
|
Pete
Coffey |
good
dad |
|
Ryan
Schuft |
great
dad |
|
John
Russell |
great
dad |
|
Charles
Kandziolka |
great
dad |
|
Reza
Rasoulpour |
great
dad |
|
Victor
Medina |
super-neurotic-over-the-top-never-let-the-kid-out-of-my-site-until-he's-thirty
dad |
|
Leo
Greene |
great
dad |
|
Mike
Lepore |
great
dad |
|
When Christine
goes into labor will Paul... |
|
|
Mark
Macauda |
pull
out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it
step-by-step |
|
Mark
Rzasa |
pull
out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it
step-by-step |
|
Gordon
Au |
pull
out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it
step-by-step |
|
Pete
Coffey |
pick
up the pre-packed suitcase & head for the car |
|
Ryan
Schuft |
pull
out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it
step-by-step |
|
John
Russell |
pull
out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it
step-by-step |
|
Charles
Kandziolka |
run
around the house frantically throwing things into a suitcase |
|
Reza
Rasoulpour |
pull
out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it
step-by-step |
|
Victor
Medina |
pull
out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it
step-by-step |
|
Leo
Greene |
pull
out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it
step-by-step |
|
Mike
Lepore |
pick
up the pre-packed suitcase & head for the car |
|
During labor
and delivery will Paul... |
|
|
Mark
Macauda |
run
through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff
Puushh Pusshh |
|
Mark
Rzasa |
run
through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff
Puushh Pusshh |
|
Gordon
Au |
run
through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff
Puushh Pusshh |
|
Pete
Coffey |
pass
out at the first site of blood |
|
Ryan
Schuft |
run
through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff
Puushh Pusshh |
|
John
Russell |
pass
out at the first site of blood |
|
Charles
Kandziolka |
run
through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff
Puushh Pusshh |
|
Reza
Rasoulpour |
run
through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff
Puushh Pusshh |
|
Victor
Medina |
be
the calm voice of love and strength |
|
Leo
Greene |
run
through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff
Puushh Pusshh |
|
Mike
Lepore |
run
through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff
Puushh Pusshh |
|
Are you... |
|
|
Mark
Macauda |
washing
your hands of the whole thing cuz hey you tried to warn him |
|
Mark
Rzasa |
excited
and happy for Paul and Christine |
|
Gordon
Au |
excited
and happy for Paul and Christine |
|
Pete
Coffey |
excited
and happy for Paul and Christine |
|
Ryan
Schuft |
excited
and happy for Paul and Christine |
|
John
Russell |
washing
your hands of the whole thing cuz hey you tried to warn him |
|
Charles
Kandziolka |
excited
and happy for Paul and Christine |
|
Reza
Rasoulpour |
washing
your hands of the whole thing cuz hey you tried to warn him |
|
Victor
Medina |
washing
your hands of the whole thing cuz hey you tried to warn him |
|
Leo
Greene |
excited
and happy for Paul and Christine |
|
Mike
Lepore |
excited
and happy for Paul and Christine |