We asked Paul’s closest friends the answers to the following questions concerning the birth of his son. The answers are telling…

 

 

• When Christine goes into labor will Paul...

 

a.    run around the house frantically throwing things into a suitcase

b.      pick up the pre-packed suitcase and head for the car

c.       pull out his perfectly designed project plan and start going through it step by step

 

• During labor and delivery will Paul...

 

a.    be the calm voice of love and strength

b.      run through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth – Zuff Wuff Weef Waff Puusshh Puusshh

c.       pass out at the first site of blood

 

• How many diapers will Paul go through on his first attempt to change the baby?

 

• If the baby bottle falls on the floor is Paul more likely to...

 

a.    sterilize the bottle in boiling water

b.      throw the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one

c.       wipe the bottle off on his flannel shirt

d.      lick the nipple clean and give it back to the baby

 

• Will Paul make a...

 

a.    good dad

b.      great dad

c.       super-neurotic-over-the-top-never-let-the-kid-out-of-my-site-until-he’s-thirty-dad

 

• Are you...

 

a.    excited and happy for Paul and Christine

b.      washing your hands of the whole thing cuz hey you tried to warn him

 

 

 

 

 

How many diapers will Paul go through on his first attempt to change the baby?

 

Mark Macauda

6500

Mark Rzasa

42

Gordon Au

12.3384

Pete Coffey

6 it's very simple but it's not velcro

Ryan Schuft

4

John Russell

9

Charles Kandziolka

.7

Reza Rasoulpour

42

Victor Medina

How many come in a package?

Leo Greene

1 case

Mike Lepore

4


 

 

 

 

 

 

If the baby bottle falls on the floor is Paul more likely to...

 

Mark Macauda

sterilize the bottle in boiling water

Mark Rzasa

throw the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one

Gordon Au

wipe the bottle off on his flannel shirt

Pete Coffey

throw the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one

Ryan Schuft

throw the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one

John Russell

wipe the bottle off on his flannel shirt

Charles Kandziolka

throw the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one

Reza Rasoulpour

throw the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one

Victor Medina

wipe the bottle off on his flannel shirt

Leo Greene

lick the nipple clean and give it back to the baby

Mike Lepore

throw the bottle in the sink with the last three and grab a new one


 

 

 

 

 

 

Will Paul make a...

 

Mark Macauda

super-neurotic-over-the-top-never-let-the-kid-out-of-my-site-until-he's-thirty dad

Mark Rzasa

great dad

Gordon Au

good dad

Pete Coffey

good dad

Ryan Schuft

great dad

John Russell

great dad

Charles Kandziolka

great dad

Reza Rasoulpour

great dad

Victor Medina

super-neurotic-over-the-top-never-let-the-kid-out-of-my-site-until-he's-thirty dad

Leo Greene

great dad

Mike Lepore

great dad


 

 

 

 

 

 

When Christine goes into labor will Paul...

 

Mark Macauda

pull out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it step-by-step

Mark Rzasa

pull out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it step-by-step

Gordon Au

pull out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it step-by-step

Pete Coffey

pick up the pre-packed suitcase & head for the car

Ryan Schuft

pull out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it step-by-step

John Russell

pull out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it step-by-step

Charles Kandziolka

run around the house frantically throwing things into a suitcase

Reza Rasoulpour

pull out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it step-by-step

Victor Medina

pull out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it step-by-step

Leo Greene

pull out his perfectly designed project plan & start going through it step-by-step

Mike Lepore

pick up the pre-packed suitcase & head for the car


 

 

 

 

 

 

During labor and delivery will Paul...

 

Mark Macauda

run through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff Puushh Pusshh

Mark Rzasa

run through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff Puushh Pusshh

Gordon Au

run through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff Puushh Pusshh

Pete Coffey

pass out at the first site of blood

Ryan Schuft

run through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff Puushh Pusshh

John Russell

pass out at the first site of blood

Charles Kandziolka

run through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff Puushh Pusshh

Reza Rasoulpour

run through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff Puushh Pusshh

Victor Medina

be the calm voice of love and strength

Leo Greene

run through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff Puushh Pusshh

Mike Lepore

run through the Bill Cosby skit about his wife giving birth - Zuff Wuff Weef Waff Puushh Pusshh


 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you...

 

Mark Macauda

washing your hands of the whole thing cuz hey you tried to warn him

Mark Rzasa

excited and happy for Paul and Christine

Gordon Au

excited and happy for Paul and Christine

Pete Coffey

excited and happy for Paul and Christine

Ryan Schuft

excited and happy for Paul and Christine

John Russell

washing your hands of the whole thing cuz hey you tried to warn him

Charles Kandziolka

excited and happy for Paul and Christine

Reza Rasoulpour

washing your hands of the whole thing cuz hey you tried to warn him

Victor Medina

washing your hands of the whole thing cuz hey you tried to warn him

Leo Greene

excited and happy for Paul and Christine

Mike Lepore

excited and happy for Paul and Christine